The party took place on the evening of December 11th at the Blue Mountain Golf Club (organised this year by Derek Smith).
There are lots of photos below, many of which are crying out for captions. Instead of inflicting my own sense of humour upon you all there is a caption competition! By caption I mean "what might A be saying to, or about, B", or a caption that describes the scene or action. And it is not really a competition, since I will publish any submissions I deem sufficiently witty, funny or rude. So to submit a caption first notice that every photo below is identified by a letter, then click this link to email Mike Green your caption, making sure you include the photo's letter and your caption.
First captions are now published! Multiple entries received so far from Derek Smith, John Kingdom and Mike Green, Martin Cleaver, and Ian Grainge. It's for you to guess who submitted what. Still time for more submissions.
Happy viewing.
The 5 tables
| John:
First time I get to a Keep Fit dinner on time and I come without me
teeth. |
| The New Shorts for Austin
committee holds its first AGM. |
General pictures
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Paul: Wait till they see mine. Moira: You can`t take him anywhere. ---------------------------------------------- Paul: Do I know him? Moira: Put it away David. ---------------------------------------------- The winner of this years Turner Art Prize astounds critics by awarding himself the prize. |
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At long last a decent photograph of him! ---------------------------------------------------------- Police photofit team admit they need help with their picture of Anne Widdicombe |
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John: Dave Turner told me it was this big, but if
you look at picture G . . . |
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John: Just a little kiss, Bill. Bill: No, not now, there are people watching. --------------------------------------------------------------- John: Are they all your own teeth, only we are short of a raffle prize? |
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Arsenal must have lost again. |
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John:
Where on earth did I leave those
teeth? |
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The newly elected Mayor of Winnersh commits gaff by suspending The Queen
upside down. |
The Raffle
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Jan:
Oh, I am not sure, it feels like a very small chipolata. |
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The Chief Executive of Open-Door Consulting with two of his wives. ---------------------------------------------------- Dave: Not much left so I think I’ll take Nancy. |
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I've no idea what this s**t is! --------------- What am I offered for this bottle of slvstchvitstpvovich? |
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I swear by Almighty God to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing
but the truth. -------------------------------------------------- Who wants to take the p*ss? |
We knew it would be Chris!
or
No Chris, we don't validate parking tickets - with or without a
caravan.